Motzmails

Okay, da ich drauf angesprochen wurde, kommen hier noch die beiden "berühmten" gereimten Motzmails:

7. März 2005:
DEUTSCH:
Ein Pulver, das mir gänzlich unbekannt,
ich heut auf des Messraumes Waagen fand.
Ich fragt' mich ist's toxisch oder sollt ich mich freun,
soll ich's einfach wegwischen oder muss ich mich scheun?
Über seine Chemie da sagte es nix,
vielleicht war es ja nur ein Medien-Mix,
vielleicht war's auch ein Plutonium-Salz
oder doch nur - Hopfen und Malz!
Ich hab's weggemacht, hoff auf Überleben,
haltet die Waagen doch sauber, alles sonst ist daneben!

ENGLISH:
I found a strange powder that I didn't know,
whether it toxic or friendly it just didn't show.
It was spilled over the scales in room hundred-and-six,
maybe it was bacterial media mix,
maybe it has been a plutonium salt
and maybe it was just hops and malt.
I just cleaned it up and hope I won't die,
so keep the scales clean, live happy, good-bye.

3. Mai 2005:

When I was researching, I tried to cast a gel.
But when I found the gel room it really looked like hell.
So I'd like to propose - a little set of rules
on how to handle gels there, the waste and all the tools:
Please keep the gel room tidy as you'd like it to be,
put things where they belong to and do this happily.
Of ethidium-bromide you should take special care,
outside of its special zone it never should be there!
And please don't flood the benches, they might get high-voltage charge,
if anybody touches, insurance rates get large.
Make pippette tips and tissue quickly disappear,
and please always take care that some pippetts are here.
Then I don't have to write mails and we'll be happy all,
although I hardly trust these rules to last till fall...